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WULAD's Haunted Halloween Grab-Bag
I triumphantly survived the earthquake, thanks for asking. Now, I have three amazing things for you today—first, I have a post up at Comedy Central's InDesicion '08 blog which features a run-down of...
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Are You Ready for Some Vote-Ball?!
Although I know that countless people have come to depend on this site to wade through the festering swamp of American political discourse and provide detailed instructions on what to believe, who to...
View ArticleWULAD Web Wround-Up
Have you ever wondered, "What is the craziest shit I could ever possibly see?" Well, thanks to Boing Boing (which is the website of choice for people who resemble that condescending IT guy character...
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Time and Time Again
A group of renegade supernerds believe they may finally have discovered a way in which to develop the long-desired Holy Grail of theoretical physics and sci-fi TV show plot-holes---a time machine:A new...
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Stuff, Things
I had a dream last night that I was riding in the casual carpool (a really good system we have here in Gomorrah-by-the-Bay which allows the drivers to save on toll money and skip the ugly toll plaza...
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Dinette Vignettes, Etc.(ettes)
In lieu of better ideas, I've decided it's time to bring back the ancient WULAD feature wherein I share stories, quotes, and what have you from the exciting and unpredictable world of public eating....
View ArticleTids, Bits
Here's a new thing that Wayne of the Gladstones came up with and which Tobe Matty and I have been contributing some jokes for--the Boiler Room News. I think you'll agree that the camera loves Wayne's...
View ArticleSerenade to the Mitchell Report
I'd just like to give a shout-out to the following baseball players:Barry BondsJason GrimsleyDavid SeguiPaul Lo DucaMo VaughnDenny NeagleLenny DykstraJason GiambiJeremy GiambiRoger ClemensAndy...
View ArticleWrapped Up Like a Happy Howling-day Seizing
Be not afraid, for I bring you news of a great joy, which shall be to all people who support my making a tiny bit of dough, so that I will not be reduced to crafting my family's Christmas presents from...
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I Am a Bad Person
... but you already knew that. Why? The reasons are many, but the specific thing that's got me flogging myself to sleep each night lately is the fact that several months ago, I humbly asked my readers...
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Holy Shit!
I still have a blog!For those of you still listening, I'd like to interrupt our regularly scheduled radio silence to let you know that a) I still love you, even after you spit in my face on Cheaters...
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The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 6/4/13
Giant Cheese Wax Ball has agreed to take your questions. Fire away!Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? -Simon S. GCWB: Thanks for your question. The answer is Paramus, NJ.Can a simple guy like me...
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The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 7/5/13
It's Friday, which means the ever-growing, all-knowing Giant Cheese Wax Ball will once again be taking your questions & offering advice in life and love! Fire away!GCWB: Is there life after 50 and...
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The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 7/19/13
It's been an emotional week, but like your rock in the storm (or something) the Giant Cheese Wax Ball is here to take your questions. Fire away!Hi, Giant Cheese Wax Ball. Big fan. Is a 40/40/20 split...
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The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 8/2/13
After a brief hiatus, the ever-growing, all-knowing Giant Cheese Wax Ball has returned to answer any and all questions you may have. YOU MAY COMMENCE.Dear Waxy, should I attend by 20th high school...
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The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 8/9/13
It's FRIDAY, which can mean only one thing: it's time once again to submit your questions, because the all-knowing, ever-growing GIANT CHEESE WAX BALL knows all! Let's begin...Can you really imagine a...
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The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 8/23/13
It's Friday, which means the omniscient, omnipotent, omnivorous Giant Cheese Wax Ball has returned to our dimension to take your questions. Commence!What is GCWB's favorite food and music? -James K....
View ArticleIncreasingly Unlikely Alternatives to “Rock Out with Your Cock Out” for Fans...
Punk out with your junk out. Swing out with your thing out. Soul out with your mole out. Blues out with your shoes out. House out with your blouse out. Thrash out with your rash out. Groove out with...
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The Giant Cheese Wax Ball Knows All, 9/6/13
Just in the nick of time, the omniscient omnipotent omnivorous Giant Cheese Wax Ball has returned to our universe to answer your questions great and small. Engage! Since we didn't end up entering that...
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